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A Serbian Film Guest Review

A Serbian Film

I have seen a myriad of unspeakable films. However, the 2010 movie, A Serbian Film makes Cannibal Holocaust, The Human Centipede 1 and 2, Traces of Death (yes, Traces not Faces), and the I Spit on Your Grave series look like a walk in the park.

I had never heard of this movie until a friend brought it to my attention. With piqued curiosity, I got my best movie guy on the mission of getting this movie for [...]

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Welcome to the Darkness, Santanico

From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangmans Daughter Guest Review

The Hangman’s Daughter is a direct-to-DVD horror film from 2000 that serves as a prequel to the 1996 hit, From Dusk Till Dawn, and the lackluster 1999 sequel, From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money. It stars Michael Parks and Rebecca Gayhart with cameo appearances from Kevin Smith and none other than Danny Trejo…again.

The story opens with an outlaw escaping the noose, with the help of an American female would-be outlaw, and kidnapping the hangman’s sexy [...]

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You’ve Gotta be Freaking Kiddin’ Me!

From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money Guest Review

Remember the first time you saw From Dusk Till Dawn? The first time you saw the “Titty Twister” dive bar? The unforgettable cameos from Salma Hayek and Cheech Marin? The direction from Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez? Well, forget all that when turning on the 1999, sequel From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money. Directed by Scott Spiegel and starring Robert Patrick, this movie falls incredibly short of the movie it’s following. It has cameos from Bruce [...]

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So Many Posts of People Dying

Antisocial Guest Review

I was often told not to judge a book by its cover, and however I try to apply the rule for movies, I can’t help to be hooked by some posters. That’s the case with Antisocial by Cody Callaham; without ever seeing the trailer or reading the synopsis, all the information I had to go on was that it featured a girl soaked in blood, holding an axe. That alone was enough for me to hold it as one of [...]

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Do Your Thing, Cuz

Texas Chainsaw 3D Guest Review

When I was young, one of my all time favorite things to do was watch horror movies. I remember getting the VHS tape of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, when I was around 10, and it quickly became a favorite. Cut ahead to today, I am 32 years old, and it is still one of my top three movies, as it is a near perfect classic in my eyes.

I’ve stood by as they made six other movies (two direct [...]

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We’re Having a Baby

Devil's Due Guest Review

Devil's Due

I wish that I could say you need a strong stomach to see Devil’s Due because it’s so disgusting and cringe-worthy that you need to leave the room before you get sick, but sadly, this is not the case. In fact, the reason you may need to look away before your popcorn repeats on you is because of the excessive and unnecessary shakiness of the handheld cameras that this found footage film consists of. There should be a warning beforehand [...]

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She’s Bone Dry Down There!

Deadgirl Guest Review

While flicking through the movies on Fearnet the other day, just bored and looking for something to do, I came across a movie from 2008 called Deadgirl, and while I had never heard of it, I was interested. It stars Shiloh Fernandez (Evil Dead) and Noah Segan (Cabin Fever 2: Spring Break) and is directed by two guys I have personally never heard of.

The story starts off slow and never picks up… basically two [...]

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What the Hell is Wrong With Your Eye!?

Contracted Guest Review

I often joke about how Carrie should be used in schools as advertisement against bullying and from now on, I’ll say the same thing about Contracted, since this indie horror movie works greatly as a cautionary tale about unprotected sex. I bet teenagers will think twice, after seeing the slow and painful degeneration of the girl’s body, leading to the ruin of her life.

The concept behind Contracted is something I have been thinking of writing for a long [...]

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