Tag Archives: Virus
You Look Like my Butthole’s Ass
Cooties Review
The last few films that I’ve seen starring Elijah Wood have been some of the most original genre films I’ve witnessed in a very long time. Needless to say, when his project about a virus outbreak at an elementary school was announced, I was more excited than words can describe. When I started spotting initial reviews of the film, however, the opinions didn’t seem to coincide with what I had come to expect. I heard some pretty negative things, but [...]
Too Much Dangerous
The Dead 2 Review
For the longest time, I read about how great the film, The Dead, was. I finally caved, a couple of months back, and decided to give it a watch. I was deeply saddened by my experience because I was extremely bored and never got to any point in the film where I felt it reached its hype. In fact, I disliked it so much, that I just turned it off half way through. I decided to give the Ford [...]
I’m Not Just Dangerous to Myself
Cabin Fever Patient Zero Review
I try my best to not have the same movie reviewed multiple times on the site. With only a few duplicates out of over 240 reviews, I’d say I’m doing a pretty good job of that. Sometimes, however, it is certainly worth it, in my opinion, to get different views on a specific title. If you read Roger’s review of the film, you’d know he wasn’t a big fan of Kaare Andrews’ installment in what has now become a [...]
I Think Penny’s Sick
Cabin Fever: Patient Zero Review
In my personal opinion, Eli Roth is one of the best directors this genre has to offer. I enjoyed his film Cabin Fever very much. The cast, directing, and gore were amazing and still hold up to this day. With that being said, his film has now spawned two sequels that lower the benchmark each time. The newest being Cabin Fever: Patient Zero, which was directed by Kaare Andrews.
I had very high hopes for this outing and should [...]
It Kind of Tingles
Contracted Review
Eric England’s Contracted is one of those movies that caught me off guard; I was intrigued when the trailer was released and was looking forward to seeing it. During the wait, I kept seeing people praising another film, Thanatomorphose, calling it “a better version of Contracted,” so like a dummy, I took the bait and that film was god awful. This left me sad, thinking that Contracted would fall short of a movie I couldn’t even finish. However, [...]
What the Hell is Wrong With Your Eye!?
Contracted Guest Review
I often joke about how Carrie should be used in schools as advertisement against bullying and from now on, I’ll say the same thing about Contracted, since this indie horror movie works greatly as a cautionary tale about unprotected sex. I bet teenagers will think twice, after seeing the slow and painful degeneration of the girl’s body, leading to the ruin of her life.
The concept behind Contracted is something I have been thinking of writing for a long [...]
