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CarousHELL Review

CarousHELL movie review

It’s always fascinating to me how filmmakers are able to come up with new and original ideas in 2019. There have been hundreds of thousands of movies created, so isn’t it nearly impossible to come up with a story that hasn’t been done before? It seems one director in particular didn’t get that memo because I can assure you that Steve Rudzinski’s CarousHELL is as original as they come!

The Plot

Duke is a carousel unicorn that hates his job. [...]

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We’re Not Normal People

Lords of Chaos Review

Lords of Chaos movie review

At a young age, as my love of horror films grew, so, too, did my love of aggressive music. Metal was always a common interest of my school friends and I, and the more we listened, the deeper we would dig for the next, bigger and better band or album. This led us down the rabbit hole of black metal and its founding fathers. Fast forward many years and I am now lead on another, very closely related part of [...]

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Keep Your Pants On, Sister

Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity Review

Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity movie review

Believe it or not, I didn’t see my first Full Moon Features film until just a few years ago. Since then, I’ve watched as many entries in the company’s filmography as I can get my hands on. The latest to scratch off my list is Ken Dixon’s Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity.

The Plot

After a narrow escape, Daria and Tisa crash land on a strange planet. They are greeted and welcomed by a charming host, Zed, and his [...]

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This is His Story

Iceman Review

Iceman movie review

Ever since I started reviewing films for this site, I’ve been afforded countless opportunities to learn about and watch many films that I would otherwise be completely unaware of. This isn’t always a great thing because, as we all know, not all movies are created equal. With that said, there are in fact many amazing flicks out there that deserve to reach a wider audience. One of those is Felix Randau’s Iceman.

The Plot

Kelab is the primary caretaker [...]

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When I’m Itching My Bird

Family Game Night Review

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I don’t have the busiest schedule during a typical week, but there are certain days that I have less time than others it seems. I try my best to keep up with the films that I am constantly acquiring for my collection, but it is virtually impossible to do so. On nights where I really don’t have time for a full-length feature, I count my lucky stars for short films! Tonight’s viewing pleasure belongs to Nick Ferwerda’s Family Game Night [...]

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I Didn’t Eat the Captain

Anaconda Review

Anaconda movie review

Over the years, there have been countless movies that I’ve caught clips of here and there while randomly flipping through the channels of my TV. I’d stop for a few minutes at a time if something happened to catch my eye, but quickly move on to something else. One of those films, that I can now say I’ve seen in its entirety, is Luis Llosa’s Anaconda.

The Plot

A film crew sets out on an Amazon river to make [...]

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