This is a Clue
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions Review
I’m not sure how this happened, but it is already October 9. This means that not only is time going much quicker than I already suspected, but also that we are well into spooky season. Since I’ve been doing quite a bit of horror watching anyway, I figured it only appropriate to check in and share my thoughts on at least one new film. The movie in question today is Escape Room: Tournament of Champions. The Plot Six people unwillingly find themselves locked in another series of escape rooms, slowly uncovering what they have in common to survive. Joining forces … Read More
Must be the Ghost Again
Seance Review
Aside from a recent return to that thing they call a movie theater after more than a year, I have really been slacking when it comes to my movie-viewing hobby. For months, films have just been stacking up all around me because, lets face it, even when I’m not watching films, I am still buying them. With no real set direction to head in, I figured what better way to re-start my film journey than with another [hopefully] good old Shudder Exclusive. This time, it’s Simon Barrett’s Seance that I will be putting under the microscope. The Plot A tragic … Read More
You Can’t Be Here
Morgue Review
Back when video rental stores still existed, I remember walking the aisles for what seemed like hours, hunting for the next best horror flick to watch. Now that those places have gone the way of the dinosaurs, it is almost even more difficult to choose a film for the night’s viewing. Sure, everything is at our fingertips now, but between countless streaming services to pick from and the hundreds of physical media stored on my shelves, I spend more time searching than actually watching. To make things easier, for at least one night, I decided to just grab the next … Read More
I’m Gonna Feast on Your Face
Willy's Wonderland Review
It’s time once again to dust off the old keyboard and warm up my digits to give you fine folks another new horror movie review. I couldn’t think of any better way of returning to written form than with Kevin Lewis’ blast of a film, Willy’s Wonderland. The Plot Unable to pay for repairs after his car breaks down, a quiet loner is forced to spend the night in an abandoned children’s indoor play place. When the animatronic mascots of Willy’s Wonderland start coming to life, however, he must fight to survive the night. My Thoughts I remember seeing the … Read More
I’m Gonna be Fine
The Waiting Review
It has been quite a while since my last review here. While I started off the new year strong, I am sad to say that my last post was over a month ago. I’m not sure if this one will kick me back into review overdrive, but at least it’s a step in the right direction. So, after weeks of intention, let me stall no further as I dive into F.C. Rabbath’s 2020 film, The Waiting. The Plot Eager to turn his life around after a recent break-up and countless failed dates, Eric (Nick Leali, A Brilliant Monster) can’t wait … Read More
I Love Your Black Weiner, Mr. Daniels
Freaky Review
When I was younger, I did not like horror comedies one bit. I felt like the two genres should stay far away from one another and never be melded into this weird funny bloody mess. As I grew older, however, I realized the error of my ways and now I find myself seeking the next best film that fits the bill quite often. Read on to see how Christopher Landon’s Freaky compares to some of the greats we’ve seen over the years. The Plot A fabled serial killer known as The Blissfield Butcher has returned to wreak havoc during homecoming … Read More
