You Can’t Be Here

Morgue Review

Morgue

Back when video rental stores still existed, I remember walking the aisles for what seemed like hours, hunting for the next best horror flick to watch. Now that those places have gone the way of the dinosaurs, it is almost even more difficult to choose a film for the night’s viewing. Sure, everything is at our fingertips now, but between countless streaming services to pick from and the hundreds of physical media stored on my shelves, I spend more time [...]

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I’m Gonna Feast on Your Face

Willy's Wonderland Review

Willy's Wonderland

It’s time once again to dust off the old keyboard and warm up my digits to give you fine folks another new horror movie review. I couldn’t think of any better way of returning to written form than with Kevin Lewis’ blast of a film, Willy’s Wonderland.

The Plot

Unable to pay for repairs after his car breaks down, a quiet loner is forced to spend the night in an abandoned children’s indoor play place. When the animatronic mascots [...]

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I’m Gonna be Fine

The Waiting Review

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It has been quite a while since my last review here. While I started off the new year strong, I am sad to say that my last post was over a month ago. I’m not sure if this one will kick me back into review overdrive, but at least it’s a step in the right direction. So, after weeks of intention, let me stall no further as I dive into F.C. Rabbath’s 2020 film, The Waiting.

The Plot

Eager [...]

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I Love Your Black Weiner, Mr. Daniels

Freaky Review

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When I was younger, I did not like horror comedies one bit. I felt like the two genres should stay far away from one another and never be melded into this weird funny bloody mess. As I grew older, however, I realized the error of my ways and now I find myself seeking the next best film that fits the bill quite often. Read on to see how Christopher Landon’s Freaky compares to some of the greats we’ve seen over [...]

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I’m Gonna Do Reiki on You

Happy Times Review

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I’ve never been one to plan many things ahead of time. My life is pretty routine, but when I veer off path and do things out of the ordinary, I like for them to be spontaneous. I guess the same can be said for my movie viewing. Every time I try to plan out the next few films I’m going to watch, a new one comes out of nowhere and squeezes its way into said schedule. That is exactly what [...]

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I Think We’ll be Fine

Come Play Review

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For the last few weeks I’ve been concerned with [but horribly failing at] checking out a bunch of the horror films that I missed in 2020. I have compiled a list of movies that are being talked about in all sorts of “best of” articles, videos, and more, but it seems that there are some pretty decent ones that no one is really discussing. Read on to learn how Jacob Chase’s Come Play stacks up to the rest of the [...]

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