Recently, I saw a list of the lowest box office grossing horror films of 2013. Among them, and in first place with a whopping $78 made world wide (Yeah, you read that right. Though it had a limited theatrical release, it’s still pretty inexcusable) is Johannes Roberts’ Storage 24.

Now, I honestly went into this film with high hopes; I kept saying, “this is gonna be a hidden gem that everyone missed out on and I am gonna love [...]