Tag Archives: Creature-Feature
Never Touch the Balls
Slaughterhouse Rulez Review
When I was younger, I absolutely loathed horror comedies. I didn’t see any place for a film to be both funny and terrifying. Sure, I made exceptions for flicks like The Evil Dead or Dead Alive. Other than those and perhaps a select few others, I wasn’t having it. Now, older and wiser, with open arms, I welcome the marriage of the two genres. The latest film that utilizes this lovely union successfully is Crispian Mills’ Slaughterhouse Rulez. The Plot Slaughterhouse is an illustrious boarding school. When its very grounds become a fracking site, a sinkhole appears, unleashing horror from … Read More
Rosetta Stone Me, Dog
Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell Review
I can’t necessarily explain why, but I’ve always been a huge fan of franchises in the horror genre. The more sequels in a series, the better, I say. This is especially true in the current state of horror, or film in general really, where everything and anything is being given the remake treatment. Thankfully, instead of getting a Tremors reboot, we continue to receive films that expand the lore originally created almost 30 years ago with the release of the first installment. The latest in that expansion? Don Michael Paul’s Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell. As the world’s only … Read More
They’re Under the Ground!
Tremors Review
Greetings, my excellent friends. It’s that time again, to travel back to the days of old; It’s time to travel back to Perfection Valley. For handymen Val and Earl, they chose to leave town one damn day too late. Jaws made you afraid of the water… this was Jaws under the ground, this is Tremors. First off, I love this movie; It’s a great mix of action, comedy, and horror. In this cinematic adventure, we follow two men living in a very isolated desert environment with about maybe ten other people in this town. Val and Earl are the every … Read More
Dude… Your Tunes!!
Ghoulies II Review
Welcome, boils and ghouls, to another EvildeadInks movie review. Today, we cover another lost sequel, Ghoulies II! First off, you don’t need to watch the original to enjoy this film. In fact, if it wasn’t a double feature, I’m not sure I’d even own the original. The only tie between them are the ghoulie creature designs. In Ghoulies II, these nasty little beings are presumably summoned by Satanists and quickly stolen by a priest. After dropping the poor priest into a toxic drum at a gas station… yeah, stay with me here… the ghoulies are then able to hitch a … Read More
I’m Not Afraid Anymore
The Monster Guest Review
I can’t say that I ever really believed in monsters. I was a fearless kid who mistrusted the real world too much to focus on unimaginable creatures. I’ve always been under the impression that the things that “could’ lurk in the shadows were never as scary as the terrors the real world might produce. Don’t get me wrong, I still cannot sleep with my feet dangling over the edge of my bed (because if monsters were real, they would live there for sure), and drives along dark, wooded roads freak me out enough to subconsciously lock my doors. But I … Read More
Is That a Tooth?
Jeepers Creepers II Review
In 2003, Victor Salva decided it was a good idea to release the follow-up film to his sleeper hit, Jeepers Creepers. It had been two years and some of the hype had worn off, not to mention the internet was buzzing with talk of how despicable Victor Salva truly was. Light was being shed on his past and many horror fans were not having it. Perhaps the final nail in the coffin Jeepers Creepers II was trying to open one week after Freddy vs. Jason — I can remember seeing interviews with the cast telling people not to see FvsJ … Read More
