Let Him Call You Robbie

Boar Review

Boar poster

Tomorrow is New Year’s Eve and I will be spending most of the day with my family. For this reason, it is safe to say that tonight was the last chance I had to get one final review in for 2019. Wanting to end the year on a good note, I decided to actually re-watch a film that I have already seen and I know for a fact I enjoy. The film I decided to re-visit is Chris Sun’s Boar [...]

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Let Me See Your Pet Monster

The Shed Review

The Shed

The horror genre can be broken down into a ton of sub-genres. While some are done to death, there are others that I wouldn’t mind seeing more of. One of those is the vampire sub-genre. Luckily I’ve now got one more that I can revisit from time to time with Frank Sabatella’s The Shed.

The Plot

After finding out that a vampire has inhabited his shed, Stanley’s already rough life takes a turn for the worse.

My Thoughts

This [...]

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You Finally Gonna Get Popped Tonight?

Holiday Hell Review

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I’m not sure I’d ever see a full night of peaceful sleep again if I were to let this holiday season come and go without reviewing at least one Christmas-themed horror flick. Thankfully, I put in an order of some new movies recently that arrived just in time. Thus, tonight’s viewing pleasure went to the 2019 anthology film, Holiday Hell.

The Plot

Amelia is looking for the perfect gift for her sister and must endure four horrifying tales from [...]

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You Need to Lie to Be Normal

Freaks Review

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In a year that has given us a lot of great films, there are still plenty that I have missed out on. With only a few shorts weeks left in 2019, I am trying my hardest to fill in some of the gaps that I’ve left over the past 12 months. One film that came out of nowhere that I can now scratch off of this list is Adam B. Stein and Zach Lipovsky’s Freaks.

The Plot

After seven [...]

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What’s a Vajayjay?

Famine Review

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As we draw closer to the end of 2019, I continue my mission of squeezing in as many horror flicks as I possibly can. My schedule doesn’t allow for as many as I’d like, but I am lucky enough to get in at least a few each week. Tonight’s viewing happened to be of a film by the late Ryan Nicholson entitled Famine.

The Plot

Five years after a prank gone horribly wrong, a group of students are participating [...]

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Hamburger Grease and Raccoon Farts

Pickaxe Review

Pickaxe poster

Generally by now I’d like to have a few Christmas-themed horror flicks reviewed on the site. Unfortunately, there doesn’t seem to be the normal influx of new holiday horror being released this year. With that said, I decided to grab the next film on my to-watch pile instead. That film just happened to be Jeremy Sumrall’s Pickaxe.

The Plot

More than five years after a series of brutal murders in Woodland Hills, notorious murderer Alex Black is resurrected from [...]

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