I Touched Her Hair Over There

American Zombieland Review

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As I continue to try and reach some sort of consistency with my movie reviews, I manage to find more and more films that I have no recollection of ever obtaining. Tonight’s viewing pleasure goes to another that I knew nothing about beforehand, George Bennett’s American Zombieland.

The Plot

Sam (Dave Mussen, Trafficked) is an aspiring filmmaker who, after being rejected by yet another film festival, scores the chance of a lifetime when he decides to make the [...]

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This is a Nice Ball You Have

Pagan Warrior Review

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I was able to find some time last week to bang out three new movie reviews, the first three that I had done in quite a while. It’s been so long, in fact, that I had completely forgotten about countless films that I had acquired in recent months. One of these forgotten flicks that I decided to throw on here tonight is Louisa Warren’s Pagan Warrior.

The Plot

After his family is attacked and his castle taken over by [...]

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I Love That Creepy Thing

Brahms: The Boy II Review

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There are plenty of horror films that I’ve loved over the years that I would die to see receive a sequel. Ones that really deserve to have their stories continued, expanded, and explored further. Sadly, those sequels seldom happen. Then, there are times when sequels that you would never expect come to fruition. William Brent Bell’s Brahms: The Boy II is one of those sequels.

The Plot

After a traumatizing home invasion/burglary, a family moves to a quiet countryside estate [...]

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I’m Gonna Eat a Whole Pie

The Hunt Review

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The other day I wrote a review for the last film that I had seen in a movie theater before this current global pandemic hit us all. Now, as I slowly attempt to get back into writer mode fully, I find it fitting to write about the first film I watched digitally once my quarantine took effect. I’m referring to Craig Zobel’s somewhat controversial 2020 flick, The Hunt.

The Plot

A group of strangers wake up in a random [...]

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I Just Can’t See Him

The Invisible Man Review

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Like most of the country, hell, most of the world, I have been in some version of quarantine for over 100 days now. During this time, I’ve rekindled my love of some older hobbies, while letting others slowly fade into the background. Unfortunately, one of those hobbies was writing reviews for the films that I have enjoyed, and the ones that I’ve not liked so much, too. The last film that I had the pleasure of viewing in an actual [...]

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You Use Murder as a Business

Badland Review

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In a time where people are confined to their homes more than ever, you’d think I’d be banging out film reviews left and right. Instead, I’ve actually taken the extra free time that has come my way to enjoy some of my other hobbies. Still, I had to return to the fold eventually. Some may be disappointed to see that the return is marked by a non-horror film, but I was in the mood for something quite a bit different [...]

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