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Devil's Due Guest Review

Devil's Due

I wish that I could say you need a strong stomach to see Devil’s Due because it’s so disgusting and cringe-worthy that you need to leave the room before you get sick, but sadly, this is not the case. In fact, the reason you may need to look away before your popcorn repeats on you is because of the excessive and unnecessary shakiness of the handheld cameras that this found footage film consists of. There should be a warning beforehand [...]

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She’s Bone Dry Down There!

Deadgirl Guest Review

While flicking through the movies on Fearnet the other day, just bored and looking for something to do, I came across a movie from 2008 called Deadgirl, and while I had never heard of it, I was interested. It stars Shiloh Fernandez (Evil Dead) and Noah Segan (Cabin Fever 2: Spring Break) and is directed by two guys I have personally never heard of.

The story starts off slow and never picks up… basically two [...]

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What the Hell is Wrong With Your Eye!?

Contracted Guest Review

I often joke about how Carrie should be used in schools as advertisement against bullying and from now on, I’ll say the same thing about Contracted, since this indie horror movie works greatly as a cautionary tale about unprotected sex. I bet teenagers will think twice, after seeing the slow and painful degeneration of the girl’s body, leading to the ruin of her life.

The concept behind Contracted is something I have been thinking of writing for a long [...]

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There’s No Mr. Hyde, is There?

Edge of Sanity Guest Review

Everybody knows the tale of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde; it’s a tale that I shouldn’t even have to elaborate on, so I won’t bother boring you with the details that you already know. Instead, I’ll tell you about a small 1989 British horror film directed by Gérard Kikoïne, starring “Psycho’s” own Anthony Perkins as Henry Jekyll and Jack “The Ripper” Hyde. The movie in question is “Edge Of Sanity.”

In this version of the beloved tale, Dr. Jeykll is [...]

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Happy, Happy, Happy

The Last Days on Mars Guest Review

Clive Dawson’s screenplay adaption of the short “The Animators” submerges us into a desolate atmosphere we’ve experienced in classics like “The Thing.” Isolation has been a powerful tool in sci-fi works and debuting director Ruairi Robinson uses it strongly in order to create a thick sense of distress amongst the crew, before we are introduced to the graver dangers that are cosmic zombies. I had read about this movie prior to it’s release and despite being part of the Liev [...]

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One Hell of a Party

Night of the Demons Guest Review

When I was six years old, while many of my peers in class were watching “Garfield,” I was already into horror movies. Some of my favorite movies from the 80’s revolve around demonic possession and one that particularity comes to mind is the 1988 Kevin S. Tenney directed “Night Of The Demons.” This movie also spawned two terrible sequels and an even worse remake, with a sequel to the remake in the planning stages called “Night Of The Demons: After [...]

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